Genius (Terrible) Idea

Kinja'd!!! "Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
01/08/2015 at 21:35 • Filed to: None

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Make the Astra Redline hot hatch GM never gave North America.

First, aquire Saturn Astra XR 3-door.

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Second, purchase 272hp LTG 2.0T Chevy crate engine, along with manual trans that would hook up, probably from a Cobalt or Cruze.

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I'm not entirely sure if this would work, but buy suspension kit for Cobalt SS. I mean, they share a platform I'm pretty sure.

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Have body kit shipped over from Europeland.

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Put all this together and make what would probably be better than the actual Astra OPC Europe got.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/08/2015 at 21:39

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Speaking of which... I saw one on tuesday!

I even took a picture, but it is stil on my phone


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/08/2015 at 21:40

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You bastard! I was gonna make a similar post about putting a Cobalt SS turbo engine in an Astra tomorrow!! (o_O)


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
01/08/2015 at 21:41

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I see multiple daily... We might be the area where most were purchased because holy hell for only being around for a year there sure are a ton here.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
01/08/2015 at 21:43

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Great Astra loving minds think alike?


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/08/2015 at 21:43

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I've always thought about this, except I'd use a 4-door instead of a 2-door. The extra doors are more practical plus you can get that awesome panoramic sunroof (a 4-door-only option).


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/08/2015 at 21:45

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It couldn't handle the power though. It had to be AWD.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
01/08/2015 at 21:48

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It handled 237 in the OPC, and suspension upgrades would help it handle the power too. I think with enough tuning it'd do just fine.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/08/2015 at 21:50

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But understeer and torque steer. I'm going to make it oversteer.


Kinja'd!!! Grindintosecond > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/08/2015 at 21:50

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GM a genius company. Man, we have no idea....(dot, dot, dot)


Kinja'd!!! No Prius Needed > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/08/2015 at 21:50

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Step 5:

Torque steer into tree/ditch/pole/everything


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > No Prius Needed
01/08/2015 at 21:52

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Details...


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
01/08/2015 at 21:53

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Do you know how much work it would take to make this AWD? I can't imagine "easy" would be anywhere in the process.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/08/2015 at 21:55

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This should be done.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > jkm7680
01/08/2015 at 21:56

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If I ever acquire the funds, it will be.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/08/2015 at 21:58

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Then make it RWD, compete with the likes of the X1 and other BMWs. Get the children out of Mustangs and Camaros and into this practical two door RWD hot hatch.